Nude Artist

An artist works in his studio at home. He specialises in nudes, and has been working on a masterpiece for several months.

His model shows up and, after exchanging the usual greetings and small talk, she begins to undress for the day's work.

He says, “Don’t bother undressing. I don’t feel like painting. I think I’m getting the flu. I’ll pay you for the day. But you can go home. All I want to do is have some hot soup and then go to bed.”

The model says, “Hey, I’ll fix the soup for you. It's the least I can do.”

They’re sitting in the living room exchanging small talk and enjoying a cup of soup, when the artist hears the front door open and close.

”Oh my god!” he whispers, “It's the wife! Quick! Take all your clothes off!”