Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Voted Best Joke Ever? Come on!!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cellphone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

1 comments:

savvypro said...

I've heard funnier jokes as a kid.
Keep an eye on this page, and you'll be reading funnier jokes, (un)seriously!